things you wouldn't hear on silent hill 3

by **SkyMadeOfCrowes** on Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:18 pm

LOL

Vince: I killed Billy Mays

by **WebZombie** on Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:12 pm

subway ghost: hhhffffff... hfffhhfffff... *grope*

Lol.

*Heather is intercepted by Douglas at the mall*

Douglas: See anything you like?

Heather: What?

*Douglas rips open trench coat*

Douglas: FLASH! A-ah

by **Rapid Vengeance** on Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:05 pm

vincent:kill this crazy bitch then we can bonk

heather:stab

vincent:i meant claudia

by **Ciarda** on Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:13 pm

heather (to claudia): my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

by **rightplanet** on Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:47 pm

too true

by **HenryTownshend** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:49 am

Heather: Was there someone else here just now?

Vincent: You mean someone like a woman with a blond long hair, who is wearing a blue dress and whose name rhymes with Claudia?. No, no, it's just me.

Website · by **SDjilliaRE** on Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:40 pm

SkyMadeOfCrowes wrote:*Heather picks up phone*

Heather: Hello
Voice: I'm calling from Reader's Digest and I got an incredible offer for you

*Heather gets a disturbed look on her face*

LOL

*Heather, in the midst of fighting the final boss, finds herself running low on health and ammo. She begins to panic, until she hears a familiar voice from the hole above*

Douglas: Heather! Use this to kill that thing! You're an amazon, Heather!

*A rocket launcher drops to the ground*

Heather: :drool:

by **Floodclaw** on Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm

*Heather is trying to aim the rocket launcher to shoot the boss, but is distracted by a small incessant noise*
Navi: HEY. HEY. LISTEN! Hey. Watch out! HEY. HER. LISTEN!
*continues to try to focus but fails*
Heather: What is so important that you need to bother me now?!
Navi: To beat the boss, use the rocket launcher!
Heather: *facepalm*

by **Rapid Vengeance** on Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:19 pm

heather:dad im back i didnt get that thing u asked me too

harry:get the f**k back out there and get it now bish

by **EzTerix** on Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:21 am

*at the amusement park at end game*

Douglas: Oh thank god your alive

*Heather walks to him menacingly with the knife*

Douglas: He...Heather...

*shits pants*

Heather: Aha ha ha I was just joking!

Douglas: YOU DUMB BITCH YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY?!

Heather: Don't you think blondes have more fun?

Douglas: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID WHOR-

*credits roll*

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